The Coward Courier, Issue 19

Paper Crest Updated

5/24/2015

Front Page:

  • Strange Storms in Sasnak People Transported to Other Realm

Back Page:

  • New High Consul in Eileana’Reult
  • Gallagher Day a Success: Melon Market Smashed

Classified Ads:

  • Dracconia is a land of uptight ninnies who apparently can’t take a joke.
  • DO ALL EILEANANS HIDE COCKS UNDER THEIR SKIRTS, I WONDER?
  • The Lost Kingdoms is a threat to the peace and prosperity that has been enjoyed for the last year. They must be stopped.
  • The Eileanan elections were rigged. I demand they be reheld!

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