The Coward Courier, Issue 17

Paper Crest Updated

4/12/2015

Front Page:

  • Lost Kingdoms Find Folly in Farcicle Invasion of Ascendia
  • Dame Aiefen Visits Dracconia

Back Page:

  • Dracconian Scholar Vanished in Ascendian Wilds

Classified Ads:

  • What’s the difference between a Dracconian and a catfish?
    One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
  • The politicians quibble and hide. Sister Aileen takes action
  • Fallon is a spoiled child who knows nothing but her silver spoon. Niccolo should lead!
  • Sadly I have gained a little weight, now all the peasants call me sir circumference.
  • We need the voice of the people! Zoren for consulate!
  • The Prophet Grimnir is coming for those that betrayed him.
  • We will not relent until the Stain is cleansed from OUR land for all Time. You were lucky once, it will not happen again.
  • Jo’Bide is a fool who wouldn’t know a witch if she pegged his ass with her broomstick.
  • Dracconis for Eileana’Reult consulate
  • Witchhunters beware- you may be immune to my magic, but not my blade. -The Raven
  • Your Consulate is a Joke. You think they care about you? Two cowards have fled while the last hides in the towers of Beinnrigh, caught in her own devices.. You need a leader that understands your hardship. You need a leader who can bring our nation to greatness. Vote Niccolo for High Consul.
    – Niccolo Grey
  • I have noticed this of time: When it never stops, it quickly runs out.
    -Risse
  • Why do Tyrcathians smell?
    So the blind can hate them, too.
  • DON’T TRUST AIEFEN! DON’T TRUST THE TRIBBLES! THEY ARE A PLAGUE! THEY WILL LAY WASTE TO YOUR LANDS!
  • Why does every assassin need to be some ‘wow I am so dark and mysterious and powerful and I’ve 100 percent been involved in major events! Fear me!’ I am sorry, son but I have a hard time buying it.
  • I am no true leader to my people as the realm may see me to be.

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